Archive for the ‘Rant’ Category

Today’s WTF Moment

Friday, March 25th, 2005

I noticed this article in the Sub-Standard, because I'm interested in news that affects families, since I have one. Family, that is. Jake Zeiss bolts from his west LA bungalow before 8 a.m., red hair damp and shirttail flapping. After seven hours of back-to-back meetings, he volleys for an hour with ...

Flogging a Deceased Equine

Thursday, March 24th, 2005

I know I keep harping on this, but you can pass all the laws you want, and the problems of underage drinking and DUI are still ones of culture, not legality. Last I checked it was against the law to drink under 21, and/or drive under the influence; but it doesn't ...

Grammar Nit

Friday, March 11th, 2005

Right of passage:  The right to pass through a territory or nation. Rite of passage:  An often formalized ritual signifying a transition from one phase of life to another.

Phantom Business Plan

Saturday, February 12th, 2005

If I were to ever set up a web hosting service, I would set up a mailing list so that customers would know in advance when their server would be going down for maintenance. Just saying, is all.

I’d Like To Coin a New Term, If I May

Friday, December 31st, 2004

The term is: "grocerial," pronounced like two words: grow-serial. It will come into wide usage soon, just after someone (not me — at least I'm pretty sure) finally cracks at the grocery store. When it happens, the person who snaps will be fed up with: People who "angle park" in the ...

I’m So Confused

Friday, December 24th, 2004

Recently, there have been some racist rumblings over in Bozeman, and Rob has been all over it. Of course, he couldn't link all the sites he did without drawing their attention. So they paid a visit to his comment page, where I commented that he was in trouble now ...

Dear Hollywood

Monday, November 8th, 2004

Can we please stop with the remakes already? I'm on my knees, begging. I don't mind an occasional "Starsky and Hutch" or something of that nature, but this remake-mania has got to stop — now. Let me explain. Really, there are only 4 good Burt Reynolds films: Deliverance, Smokey and The ...

On Responsibility

Monday, September 13th, 2004

When I think about the reason for my conservative bent, I think it can come down to one thing: responsibility. Growing up, I was taught that I should take care of my own business when I could, and not expect other people to do it for me. ...

Must. Control. Fist. Of. Death.

Thursday, July 22nd, 2004

What posesses some people to park parallel across three parking spaces right in front of a store's entrance? It's not like there's no room to park normally. If the vehicle was too long to fit correctly, wouldn't courtesy dictate that you should park out at the edge of the lot, ...

A Nation of Laws

Wednesday, June 16th, 2004

I'm no lawyer, but I know one or two, and I think they'll agree with me on this. The Guess-At-It editorial board (among other outlets) is complaining that the Supreme Court handily used the concept of "standing" to avoid ruling on the larger issue. Well, sorry, gang, but this is a nation ...

This Is News?

Friday, June 11th, 2004

So, we have an unverifiable rumor, circulated by anonymous email (always a credible source of information), and the Lee chain, among other outlets, run it as straight news. Read the following paragraph (the 8th of 14 total): A spokesman for the U.S. State Department said Thursday that his office received no report ...

Please Save Us From Ourselves!

Tuesday, April 13th, 2004

Google's GMail service has barely hit the ground, and already the nannies want to shut it down. The hue and cry is over privacy, since Google will be scanning all of the email that it hosts, and inserting advertising relevant to the message. Pardon my French, but, whoop-ti-frickin'-doo. If you don't want Google ...

Spam Solutions

Friday, January 30th, 2004

Listen up, ISP's, I'm only going to 'splain this once. If you're blocking email addresses as a source of spam, it's a Bad Idea™. How many spammers do you think actually put their own email addresses in there? A better solution is to block SMTP traffic from IP blocks that you ...

Hypothetically Speaking

Tuesday, January 27th, 2004

If you're in the business of trying to do good things for folks, you are going to get burned from time to time. No two ways about it. That's just the cost of doing this particular type of business. You suck it up and keep going, rather than subjecting ...

Lawyers, Toys and Money

Monday, January 26th, 2004

As you may or may not know (or care), one of the courses I am taking this semester is "Business Law," the title of which is self-explanatory. (Har!) Now, what I know about law, you can fit in a thimble. I know a little bit about Torts, from the ...