Archive for the ‘Rant’ Category

Welcome to ‘08

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008

And so far, let me just say that it's very much like '07, except for maybe the weather which, so far, is on the uptick, but there's a lot of year left. I like the arbitrariness of January 1. There's really no rhyme nor reason why this day should ...

[craig@mtpolitics]$ cat /dev/random

Saturday, December 15th, 2007

Here are just some bullet points -- one-liners, if you will -- that have been bouncing around in my cruller as of late: Has anyone had success with pithy blog entries? Anyone? Lots of folks drag out Benjamin Franklin's famous quote about liberty and safety, especially as regards things like the ...

A Parable, Kinda Sorta, or Maybe an Allegory

Sunday, February 18th, 2007

This can probably be taken a dozen different ways. Take what you will from it, and make of it what you will. Once upon a time, there was a small town nestled in the mountains. The people who lived there were, by and large, simple. Which isn't to ...

Your Senators — Fighting The Good Fight

Thursday, December 7th, 2006

Sweet Mother of God, don't you guys have anything else to worry about besides various and sundry NFL issues? Get off your GODDAMNED ASSES and get some work done.

Life-saver or Orwellian?

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

That's part of the headline that ABC put on this story. The City of New York, having taken on smoking, is now setting their sights on Trans Fats, and personally, I wouldn't bet against it. What do you think is next on the agenda? Alcohol? Red Meat? I think I'll take the under on Red ...

Why Polls Are Bad

Tuesday, September 12th, 2006

I just got off the phone with a pollster, and I have to say that polls really suck. Talk about false dichotomies and begging the question. This is a (somewhat exaggerated) example: "Do you favor clean energy or global warming?" I don't know, did you stop beating your wife? This is why I ...

Warren Buffet, ultimate chutzpah

Tuesday, June 27th, 2006

See first comment.

One of My Pet Peeves

Friday, February 10th, 2006

The phrase per se means "by itself." Tacking the phrase onto any random sentence makes you sound like a gooberhead, not an intellectual. Taking a noun and making it a verb does not make you sound smart. "Transition" is a noun, not a verb. Communicate is a verb, not a ...

Financial Woes

Thursday, November 10th, 2005

No matter how often the city pleads poverty, it seems they can always scrape up $60K here and there for feasability studies and things of that nature. Which, by the way, always seem to be done by out-of-state consultants. This, I think, is really part of a larger problem that is endemic ...

Some Clarification. I Think.

Friday, November 4th, 2005

I find it amusing that my detractors often charge me with being an ideologue or a blind Bush supporter with scant evidence to back up their assertions. For some, if I'm to the right of Stalin, I'm a partisan Republican Kool-Aid drinker. Sorry to disappoint, but it just ain't so. Can ...

Cleaning Out The Drafts, II

Friday, August 26th, 2005

I've never understood the benefit of contrived diversity.

Wrong. Just. Wrong.

Wednesday, August 17th, 2005

Presented without comment. Well, except for the title, but you know what I mean. Guettel and Goldman to Team on 'Princess Bride' Musical Inconceivable! (H/T: Tony.)

Not Impressed

Sunday, July 17th, 2005

So I'm watching this program on the Food Channel, and they're having a competition among bartenders a la Cocktail. You wanna impress me, barkeep? Just get me a beer right before my current one runs dry, OK? Throw the bottles around all you want, but if you can anticipate my needs, then I'm ...

Dear Adobe

Friday, July 15th, 2005

When your Acrobat Reader informs me that the document I'm viewing may have features that the current version does not support, it also asks if I want to see that particular message again. I do not. So, I check the box that says, "Don't show me this again." SO QUIT SHOWING IT TO ...

Software Stupidity

Saturday, April 30th, 2005

I was poking around on Apple's website, hoping to check out some nifty movie trailers. What I got on a lot of them was a requirement that you use Quick Time 7. Fine, I'll upgrade Quick Time. Guess what, though? There's no QT 7 to be had. WTF? Here's a ...