Archive for the ‘Misc’ Category

Woman Finally Gets Her Skull Back

Friday, May 14th, 2004

What a bizarre headline, no? Turns out, that is just exactly what happened. This girl gets in a car wreck, then needs surgery to reduce bleeding on her brain, so almost half of her skull is removed. But, sometime between the time it is removed and the time when it needs to be ...

A Saturday Ditty

Saturday, May 8th, 2004

My dad drives truck, and I was weaned on country music. During the heady '70's, C.W. McCall became a favorite of Dad's, and by extension, mine. <Cliff Clavin> A little known fact is that "C.W. McCall" is really the name of the group, a la Jethro Tull. The "persona" ...

Something to Chew On

Wednesday, April 14th, 2004

When I was in Elementary school, our janitor had a sign in his small closet that read: I deal in dirt, but treat you clean. For some reason, that quote stuck with me.

South Park Republicans?

Tuesday, February 17th, 2004

Nah. Try Beavis and Butthead Conservatives.

Bullshitter Emeritus

Monday, February 16th, 2004

I think I've found the perfect job. Bullshitting with bullshitters. Could it get any better?

Product Endorsement

Sunday, February 15th, 2004

It's not often that I endorse a product, but I have to let you know that Mozilla Firefox is possibly the best browser around, especially if you are stuck using Internet Exploder. Hardly a week goes by without some security flaw being exposed in IE, not to mention the amount of ...

Say It Ain’t So

Sunday, February 15th, 2004

Anonymity leads to shameless self-promotion? Who'da thunk it?

A Moment of Perfect Clarity

Thursday, February 5th, 2004

Have you ever had a moment when you are pondering some point, and all the pieces fall into place with an almost-audible 'click' and the flash of insight almost blinds you? The answer is right there in front of you, and it was so damned easy to come up with. ...

Ouch!

Wednesday, February 4th, 2004

This reminds me of an old joke: A Montanan and a North Dakotan (substitute your own pairing here) are sitting in a bar watching the newscast. A story comes on showing a man standing on the ledge of a building, obviously contemplating whether or not to jump. The Montanan leans over ...

Prognostication

Sunday, February 1st, 2004

Carolina 21, New England 17.

An Audio-Visual Greeting From Me To You

Wednesday, January 28th, 2004

You can find it right here. (Link from Prof. Bogadanski.)

Hollywood Aging: Compare and Contrast

Tuesday, January 27th, 2004

New Holly Hunter. Old Holly Hunter. I report. You decide.

The Family Tree That Didn’t Branch

Monday, January 26th, 2004

It's kind of like that old joke about how "I Am My Own Grandpa." A member of Utah's polygamous Kingston clan was sentenced Monday to a year in prison for taking a 15-year-old cousin -- who was also his aunt -- as his wife. If she's his aunt, then she must ...

Huh?

Monday, January 26th, 2004

So, a couple finds some porn on a PG movie, after the credits were done. This raises two questions in my mind. 1.) They actually paid money to watch "Home Alone 3" 2.) They enjoyed it so much they actually read the credits. Those two items are more disturbing than anything.

Movie Quote of the Day

Monday, January 19th, 2004

From the 1971 classic, Dirty Harry. District Attorney Rothko: Where does it say that you have the right to kick down doors, torture suspects, deny medical attention and legal counsel? Where have you been? Does Escobedo ring a bell? Miranda? Why surely you've heard of the Fourth Amendment? What I'm saying ...