Archive for the ‘J. Random User’ Category

An Idea Forms In Mr. Sobchak’s Head

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008



It’s True

Thursday, February 15th, 2007

I could be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's child. I may have to file suit.

The Best Guitarist You’ve (Probably) Never Heard Of

Wednesday, February 14th, 2007

I'm not sure if this is Gary Moore's best tune, but it is pretty damned good.

For Budge

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007

One of the things I disliked about being an English major was the way we were trained to dissect works 6 ways from Sunday. As Freud famously observed, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, a poem can move you in a way you can't exactly describe. I always liked Richard ...

Quotha

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006

You wanna know how you do it? Here's how. They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone! Now do you want to do ...

Question

Monday, November 20th, 2006

Is Eli Manning even old enough to shave? Just wondering.

I Think Dogette Will Appreciate This One

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006



Instead of Real Content

Friday, November 10th, 2006

Here's some more stuff from You Tube. Very interesting way of looking at data, and seeing the patterns that emerge.

No Football?

Sunday, October 22nd, 2006

ESPN has women's billiards, and I'm kinda leaning in that direction, for some reason...

Clean Sweep

Tuesday, September 12th, 2006

I was talking to a (younger) friend today, who didn't get an obscure allusion to "Five Easy Pieces." I said we needed to knock the table clean, like Jack did. *blank look* You know, "I want you to hold the chicken between your knees." *blank look* Well, you know what I'm talking about, and it's ...

Your Call

Thursday, August 31st, 2006

Hobson's Choice or Morton's Fork? Me, I lean towards Hobson's Choice.

If There’s A New Way

Saturday, May 27th, 2006

I'm here to say that I'll most likely be the first in line. But. And this is a big But. It better work this time.

There Comes a Time in Every Man’s Life . . .

Thursday, April 20th, 2006

. . . and I've had plenty of them.      —Casey Stengel

Sworn To Avenge

Thursday, April 13th, 2006

Condemned to Hell. Tempt not the blade, All fear the Sentinel. Speaking of which, I contend that this is the perfect archetype metal song, for both lyrics and music. (Thanks, Montana Jones, for telling me what I was trying to say.) What say you? (P.S.: GMan, check your mail, por favor, if you ...

I Understand Just A Little

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006

No comprende, it's a riddle.