Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

A Blast from the Past

Saturday, January 12th, 2008

I think every newspaper in Montana has a nickname: The Bozeman Daily Comical (Chronicle), The Billings Guess-At-It (Gazette), The Montana Sub-Standard (Standard), Great Falls Tribunal (Tribune) and the Helena Insufficient Record (Independent Record), for starters. I only bring that to mention that the moniker Sub-Standard seems pretty well-deserved ...

Compassion: A 1K Word Essay

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008



Sometimes, They Just Write Themselves

Tuesday, January 8th, 2008

143 pot plants found in Missoula raid. 'Bout a day's supply for Mizoo, I reckon.

F-Words, Including “Freedom”

Sunday, December 30th, 2007

But mostly f-words. Clear the kids out of the room for this one.

Simply Brilliant

Tuesday, April 10th, 2007

I think I'm getting into the methane offset business. Ask me how I can take your money and invest it in methane reducing technology. Or not.

So Right It’s Creepy

Monday, April 9th, 2007

Oh, the hue and cry about conditions at the VA hospital from our sinestra pals. It seems like it wasn't all that long ago they were singing the VA's praises.

Trust Me. I Know What I’m Doing.

Sunday, April 8th, 2007

I remember Sledge Hammer from, lo, these many years ago. Funny stuff. Amazing how Full House is still in syndication, but nary a minute of Hammer to be found. There's no accounting for taste, is there?

Old Joke

Saturday, February 17th, 2007

SIMPLIFIED 1040 1.) How much money did you make last year: ...

Signs, Signs, Everywhere A Sign

Thursday, February 15th, 2007

On a hotel here in Helena: "Welcome legislatures!" Oy. (Picture to follow if I ever remember to take my camera to work -- at which point, the sign will have been changed, but it's the thought that counts, right?)

The New “White Flag” Anti-Tank Missile

Thursday, February 15th, 2007

(H/T: SU)

The New Math

Thursday, February 15th, 2007

Gee Guy has the details.

You might be a nerd if . . .

Friday, February 2nd, 2007

You hit page 644 in a book, and immediately think: -rw-r--r--. Sorry, It just struck me. [UPDATE]:  Yup, just hit -rwxr-xr-x.

I Was Thumbing Through The Want Ads

Monday, January 8th, 2007

In the Helena Independent Record, when this classified advertisement caught my eye: Sorry, but it did. Bonus!

Something to Get You Through New Year’s Eve

Sunday, December 31st, 2006

I first caught Frank Caliendo on Fox's NFL pre-game show. The dude is funny, check it out:

Boners from the Guess-At-It

Friday, December 29th, 2006

I have to clean up my desktop, you get the stuff I meant to post a while back. Maybe they's now requires literacy? I hope that Rutger is not angry when he finds his professor went missing.