Tonight’s Response to the Obama Campaign
May 28th, 2008 | by Craig |“Is $WILDLY_WRONG_NAME_OF_SU in?”
Caller ID reports “Wireless Caller,” but it’s a Helena number.
“Can I tell her who’s calling?”
“This is such and such from Obama for America, and we were just wondering who you are voting for.”
“We’re trying to decide between Ron Paul and Lyndon LaRouche.”
“OK, Thanks.”
“Goodnight.”

10 Responses to “Tonight’s Response to the Obama Campaign”
By david on May 28, 2008 | Reply
LaRouche — ha! Nice touch.
And WTF w/ Ron Paul? I heard a radio ad the other day, and saw an ad in the Trib today. Why is he wasting money at this point?
By Trench Reynolds on May 28, 2008 | Reply
You should have thrown Ross Perot in there too.
By David on May 28, 2008 | Reply
Vote Shatner
By david on May 29, 2008 | Reply
I would vote for Shatner. Especially if he tagged Nimoy as his Veep.
By DMerriman on May 29, 2008 | Reply
I’m holding out for Nader.
By james on May 29, 2008 | Reply
Just got that call from Obama’s HQ. I said Ron Paul as well…. but I didn’t give ‘im a 2nd choice. We’re Screwed 08!
Nice chap.
By Rocky Smith on May 30, 2008 | Reply
They simply asked me if I was voting for Obama or Hillary. It was like no other option could occur. When I replied “Neither, I’m a Republican.”, it got really quiet on the other end.
By Amber on May 31, 2008 | Reply
I give ‘em the same answer I always give when capaign folks call, “well, I was voting for (insert their paricular candidate’s name here) but I am so strongly opposed to telephone campaigns that now I’m forced to change my mind. Wow, thanks guys. Back to the drawing board.”
By Walter Greenspan on May 31, 2008 | Reply
david, do you really think the country is ready for a Jewish presidential candidate (Shatner) and a Jewish vice-presidential candidate (Nimoy) on the same ticket?
By Rita on Jun 5, 2008 | Reply
Personally I’m voting for Cthulhu. Why vote for a lesser evil?