Helenans Getting Out Of Hand
September 27th, 2007 | by Craig |Folks in Helena must be getting out of control. If you watch this clip, you can see 3 — count them, 3 — places where contrails cross.
And, as we all know, those are actually chemtrails where the government planes drop the mind control spray that keeps us all docile.
Gotta run. I hear helicopters.

12 Responses to “Helenans Getting Out Of Hand”
By JP on Sep 27, 2007 | Reply
Looks like the North Valley got its mind-control dosage today. Now you can continue to be a trained attack dog.
By Craig on Sep 27, 2007 | Reply

By Shane C. Mason on Sep 27, 2007 | Reply
Those trail shadows are WAY cool. I wish I had some shooms’
JP,
That kind of sucks because I live up the hill from Craig and just because he gets out of line doesn’t mean I should have to have an extra dose. Lord knows I am already under control. I take my Kieth Olbermann vitamins everyday.
By JP on Sep 28, 2007 | Reply
Keith Olbermann vitamins? Who knew? Are they like PlacenTUMS?
(snicker)
By Mark Tokarski on Sep 29, 2007 | Reply
There was a (now defunct) dot.com company, I’m not kidding, that promoted a product that would sit by your computer and give out scents for various websites that signed on to them. So if you were shopping for flowers, you would get a floral scent, or cinnamon at a bakery site, or I suppose lavender if you were writing to your girlfriend.
Which brings up the question - what would various blogs smell like?
By DMerriman on Sep 29, 2007 | Reply
By the time you can hear the helicopters, it’s too late…
By Craig on Sep 29, 2007 | Reply
This one would probably smell like beer.
And farts.
By JP on Sep 29, 2007 | Reply
But it certainly wouldn’t smell like mushrooms. Kimchi, maybe. But not mushrooms.
Maybe we should play ‘match the smell with the blog’ and start with patchouli.
By Mark Tokarski on Sep 30, 2007 | Reply
Mine would smell like a dentist’s office.
By Jim on Sep 30, 2007 | Reply
And I was thinking more like vinegar and water… But a dentist’s office might be about right.
By Craig on Sep 30, 2007 | Reply
Jim, we generally try not to stoop to that level around here.
We don’t always succeed, but we try.
By moos on Oct 2, 2007 | Reply
Oh no, we know what mine smells like. But it’a all true!