Griz-Cat Warmup

November 11th, 2006 | by Craig |

The Griz-Cat game isn’t until next weekend, but I thought I’d throw this one out for you Kitty Kat fans:

Mike Kramer passes away and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. God takes him to his heavenly home.

Kramer finds his house to his liking. There is a large yard, manicured to Pythagorean precision. His house is filled with Bobcat memorabilia, and his TV set gets all the Bobcat games.

“Wow!” he exclaims. “This is a great house. Thank you . . . ”

His eyes are then distracted by a much larger house upon the hill.

This house is decked out in maroon and silver. A large flag with the UM logo sits atop a golden flagpole, a gilded fence festooned with Griz banners surrounds the house. Next to this house, Kramer’s looks like a shack.

“What’s the deal with that?” Kramer asks. “How come Hauck’s house is so much nicer than mine?”

“Hauck’s house?” God laughs. “Thats my house.”

  1. 5 Responses to “Griz-Cat Warmup”

  2. By Jeff on Nov 11, 2006 | Reply

    You know, I’m really kicking myself for not taking a screenshot of your blog from last year. :P

  3. By Shane Mason on Nov 11, 2006 | Reply

    Hey Craig,

    Let me make that $5 back. I’ll take the Griz and you take the Cats? Hehe.

  4. By Craig on Nov 11, 2006 | Reply

    Yeah, let me think about that. Um. NO.

  5. By Craig on Nov 12, 2006 | Reply

    Are we on for this year, Jeff?

  6. By Jeff on Nov 12, 2006 | Reply

    Sure. It’s only fair that I give you a chance for payback.

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