From The “Who’da Thunk It?” Files

November 7th, 2006 | by Craig |
  • Britney Spears is getting a divorce. Huh. I’ll be damned. Never saw that coming.
  • Doogie Howser is gay. I’ll be damned. Never saw that coming either.

Frankly, I question the timing.

  1. 3 Responses to “From The “Who’da Thunk It?” Files”

  2. By Shane Mason on Nov 7, 2006 | Reply

    I don’t question the timing at all! I know it is a damn conspiracy straight out of Rove’s brain.

    CARLSON: A lot of entertainers have come out against the war in Iraq. Have you?

    SPEARS: Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that, you know, and be faithful in what happens.

    CARLSON: Do you trust this president?

    SPEARS: Yes, I do.

    CARLSON: Excellent.

    Damn him and his November surprises. All is lost!

  3. By dogette on Nov 7, 2006 | Reply

    You know, upset as I am by this news, it’s at trying times like this that I’m truly tempted to participate in that website, Crying While Eating. Something like:

    What She’s Eating: Pad Thai Noodles

    What She’s Crying About: Two Different Celebrity Role Models Have Disappointed Her In One Day.

  4. By Craig on Nov 7, 2006 | Reply

    I would participate in Crying While Eating, but, frankly, I’m laughing my head off.

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