When The Conflagration Comes, This Is How I Will Die

October 6th, 2006 | by Craig |

I dunno, though, I still think being this close to the missile fields ups my chances of glowing quite a bit, but I could be wrong.

Risk:
8% NUCLEAR
60% BIOLOGICAL
9% CONVENTIONAL

Your above scores indicate your relative risk in each of the 3 main types of terrorism. A score above 50% means you are living with the real possibility of death by that type of terrorism. A score above 75% represents extreme danger. Below 25% means you are most likely safe.

Some quick advice follows:

TO REDUCE CHANCE OF NUCLEAR ATTACK
- Avoid large cities (especially political or financial centers) at all costs
- Avoid extremely large sporting events
- Avoid suburbs of extreme large cities

TO REDUCE CONVENTIONAL DEATH ODDS:
- Avoid buses and subways
- Avoid suspicious people
- Avoid establishments owned by targeted groups
- Avoid exploding bombs

TO REDUCE BIO RISK:
- Avoid contact with other people
- Own a shack in the woods - or a cool boat
- Avoid contact with lots of mail (think: Anthrax)
- Avoid drinking tap water

This test sponsored by Dasani.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 99% on nuclear
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You scored higher than 99% on biological
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You scored higher than 99% on conventional

Link: The Terrorism Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
  1. 6 Responses to “When The Conflagration Comes, This Is How I Will Die”

  2. By david on Oct 6, 2006 | Reply

    8% NUCLEAR
    43% BIOLOGICAL
    11% CONVENTIONAL

    Although, like you, since I’m even CLOSER to the missiles (and supporting materials), I suppose my Nuclear risk is a bit higher.

  3. By Shane Mason on Oct 8, 2006 | Reply

    TO REDUCE CHANCE OF NUCLEAR ATTACK
    - Vote Tester
    - Vote Lindeen

    TO REDUCE CONVENTIONAL DEATH ODDS:
    - Vote Tester
    - Vote Lindeen

    TO REDUCE BIO RISK:
    - Vote Tester
    - Vote Lindeen

  4. By Craig on Oct 8, 2006 | Reply

    Shane.

    We get it.

  5. By Dani on Oct 8, 2006 | Reply

    No way, Shane. Tester’s an organic farmer- he’s swarming with E. coli.

  6. By Shane Mason on Oct 8, 2006 | Reply

    Not sure that you do get it Craig. As Mark T says, I am the tireless torch barer for the democratic party. I shall not stop for reflection.

  7. By Craig on Oct 8, 2006 | Reply

    Sometimes it’s OK to give it a rest.

    Seriously.

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