The Past 2 Months, Condensed

July 22nd, 2006 | by Craig |

Once upon a time there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.

However, soon the weather turned so bitterly cold, that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell into a barnyard, almost frozen. A cow passed by a crapped on the little bird. The sparrow thought that it was the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm, happy and able to breathe he started to sing. Just then, a large cat came by and, hearing the chirping, decided to ivestigate the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird, and promptly ate him.

The moral of this story:

  1. Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.
  2. Everyone who gets you out of the shit is not necessarily your friend.
  3. If you’re warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.


<gump>And that’s all I have to say about that.</gump>

  1. 2 Responses to “The Past 2 Months, Condensed”

  2. By Amber on Jul 22, 2006 | Reply

    I can’t believe that cat ate a shit covered sparrow…

  3. By Gman on Jul 24, 2006 | Reply

    Isn’t that the moral of the story, Amber, that being covered in shit isn’t always bad?

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