I’ve Said This About PC’s
February 23rd, 2006 | by Craig |As the headline says, “Quantum computer works best switched off.”
Now, I’m obviously no quantum physicist, but I do kind of understand stuff like Schroedinger’s Cat on an intuitive level. (For God’s sake, don’t ask me to explain it.)
But this, quite honestly, makes my hair hurt*.
To sum up the article in what I like to call “layman’s terms”:
- Write a program
- Turn the computer off
- Shoot a photon into the computer, which would make the program run, if the computer were turned on
- Deflect and observe the photon with the explicit purpose of causing the photon to not enter the computer which is not turned on
- Observe expected results
To recap: Write a program, then do a whole bunch of stuff that will avoid running the program on a computer that is not even “turned on” and the results will be what you would expect.
Wrap your head around that.

3 Responses to “I’ve Said This About PC’s”
By Jim - PRS on Feb 24, 2006 | Reply
Hell, I’m a computer whiz as long as the thing is switched off. Switching it on is invariably the source of my techno-trubs.
By rita on Feb 24, 2006 | Reply
Ummm….huh?
By Steve on Mar 6, 2006 | Reply
Heck, I have been doing quantum legal work for years apparently.