Jokes That Write Themselves
July 29th, 2005 | by Craig |As I have mentioned repeatedly, the school district here in town is in full-blown beg-a-thon mode.
In fact, we just got a letter from them explaining why they need the money. Here’s the return address:
Sometimes, it’s just too easy.
17 Responses to “Jokes That Write Themselves”
By Randy on Jul 29, 2005 | Reply
Wee din git eny letr heer in the Hights. Wee mus bee 2 dum.
By Trench on Jul 29, 2005 | Reply
Hukd on fonix werkd fer mee
By Tony on Jul 29, 2005 | Reply
Our schools teach pup licking? Eeuww though I know some like puppy breath. I take it you know that they have too much money already and they dont know how to use it?
Me too.
By Craig's Spousal Unit on Jul 29, 2005 | Reply
At first glance, I thought it said “Billings Pubic School”.:)
By Karen on Jul 29, 2005 | Reply
Cud of bin woise - cud of bin pubic.
What upsets me is when they ask us to vote on the mill levies. We say (vote) NO. Then we have to vote on them again. When I was growing up (not that I’ve finished yet) - No meant no. We knew better than to ask Mom again. . .
By Karen on Jul 29, 2005 | Reply
Hey me & CSU were thinking the same thing at the same time!
Hi CSU!
By Jim -PRS on Jul 29, 2005 | Reply
That is priceless.
By Craig's Spousal Unit on Jul 29, 2005 | Reply
Hey Karen! Great minds think alike.
By Rocky Smith on Jul 29, 2005 | Reply
I might have liked to attend pubic school, but then I’m a dirty old man. Pup licking doesn’t sound as interesting somehow. My son was the first to notice the error (could this be a typo? B is quite a distance from P on my keyboard.) but he gets the mail.
By Rae on Jul 29, 2005 | Reply
This makes me even more loathe to send my precious pearls into puplic school.
Hey, did I miss something? Are you blogging again? I need to get you linked….
By Levi on Jul 30, 2005 | Reply
that is classic. Being homeschooled i used to slam on public schools alot (jokingly), i thought of making a shirt that read: “luk wut pulik skule dun 2 me”… this is almost as good
By politicalpie on Jul 31, 2005 | Reply
That was so funny I almost fell out of my chair. I had to show my wife and everyone in the house.
Wow, now I really believe in Vouchers!!!
By Amber on Aug 2, 2005 | Reply
Name that song…
“Lookin’ back on all the CRAP I learned in High School,
It’s a wonder I can think at all…
Though my lack of education never hurt me none –
I can read the writing on the wall…”
By Craig on Aug 3, 2005 | Reply
You got me on that one, Amber. I had to google it.
I won’t answer, though, in case anyone else wants to take a stab at it.
A while back, someone told me that I am what I am thanks to the public schools. I maintain that I am what I am in spite of the public schools.
By JP the AM radio geek on Aug 3, 2005 | Reply
I’ve got it stuck in my head now, thanks to both Craig and Amber…
That means I’ll have to dust off that section of the mp3 archive and listen to it.
By Gman on Aug 4, 2005 | Reply
Am I the only one who thinks it’s possible to privatize our school system?