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Mad Meme

I’ve been memed again, this time by Sam Johnson.

This meme is sort of like Mad Libs, with the five next suckers victims listed in the meme.

Anyway, here you go:

“Have you ever had one of those days? You know where you just want to eat a camera? Sometimes, you just want to grab your coffee and just sit? I had one of those day some time ago. See, I was just talking to Karl Rove on the pen when I got a knock on the door. It turned out to be a headset. I really wasn’t in the mood to be bothered. I asked them what they wanted, when they said, “Mmmmm….time for pie!”. I looked at them and said, “You gonna eat that pickle?”. Well, you should have seen the look on their face! They got really stand and tried to grab me by my elbow. The Kid wasn’t havin’ that, though! I grabbed their toe, then I proceeded to put my television in their photograph! While I was doing that, Jen showed up and asked was everything ok. I said that I was trying to handle this. Rita asked could they join in and I said, “heck yeah!” Soon, they pulled out a wire whisk and began to drink the bad guy over the head! Then, David, Tammi and Karen showed up and they began to walk the guy! After twenty minutes of that, we got bored with the whole thing and had a nice, tall glass of carpet. You know, when you have bad days, it’s good to know that you have friends who stick by you.”

If you want to make this easy on yourself, I set up a form for you to use that does all the heavy lifting.