What Won’t They Think of Next
November 26th, 2004 | by Craig |Every time I think I’ve seen it all, along comes something new.
It’s like someone had some very wrong thoughts about those teeth-whitening things.
I’m very disturbed by this. Very disturbed.
On the bright side, it wasn’t dinnertime when I saw the ad for this product.
9 Responses to “What Won’t They Think of Next”
By mike erickson on Nov 27, 2004 | Reply
Gives a WHOLE new meaning to fresh breath doesn’t it?
By That Tomato Guy on Nov 27, 2004 | Reply
These things are being recycled - years ago they came up with “feminine hygiene” products that bombed. It’s a play on insecurity that relies on the power of suggestion - women probably didn’t know they smelled bad until they advertised these products. Millions of people put on deodorant every day even though it takes 24 hours for bacteria to form that creates any offensive odor … millions of people use mouthwash every day, though normal breath doesn’t smell bad. The only offensive odor I smell is the heavy breath of advertising, which stops at nothing to manipulate us and change our behavior.
By Karen on Nov 27, 2004 | Reply
hmmmm…. they’re kinda like those breath freshening strips - only larger - chamomile?!
Never mind…
By mike erickson on Nov 27, 2004 | Reply
YIKES…. And you are a NY girl
By Patty on Nov 27, 2004 | Reply
Criminy, Craig, where do you find this stuff?
By Craig on Nov 28, 2004 | Reply
Patty–
I dunno. Mostly, it seems to find me!
By Felicia on Nov 28, 2004 | Reply
Ok and umm right ok and you were surfing for what when you found that? lol
By Rocky Smith on Nov 29, 2004 | Reply
When do we men get a similar product and what will it look like?
By Craig on Nov 29, 2004 | Reply
Rocky–
I wondered that myself, and did not like the conclusion I reached.