Must. Control. Fist. Of. Death.

July 22nd, 2004 | by Craig |

What posesses some people to park parallel across three parking spaces right in front of a store’s entrance?

It’s not like there’s no room to park normally. If the vehicle was too long to fit correctly, wouldn’t courtesy dictate that you should park out at the edge of the lot, so as not to interfere with normal parking traffic? It’s only another 50 feet to walk, for Pete’s sake.

Cretins.

  1. 5 Responses to “Must. Control. Fist. Of. Death.”

  2. By Rocky Smith on Jul 22, 2004 | Reply

    If they park like that at home, the grass around their driveway must look like s#%t!

  3. By Randy on Jul 22, 2004 | Reply

    They park that way so people like you don’t scratch their doors. sheesh.

  4. By Craig on Jul 22, 2004 | Reply

    *snort*

    Yeah, in my little car hulking, gas-guzzling, tree-eating, baby-killing SUV?

  5. By jen on Jul 22, 2004 | Reply

    If I happened upon that and some jerk (I managed to refrain from using profanity) is parked like, then I’ll just snuggle my car right next to them when I park. Then they’ll have to wait for me to return in order to get out, ideally.

  6. By DMerriman on Jul 24, 2004 | Reply

    I used to have some nice stickers (large and day-glo red) that went into an entire diatribe about how the person took up enough space for a 40-mule train, a tribe of African pygmies, and so on. When I saw something like that, I’d slap one of the stickers on the windshield so that it blocked the driver’s view (forcing them to ’see’ it in order to remove it). I couldnt’ find any more of them when I ran out, dang it!

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